MARCH 14TH IS STEAK & BLOW JOB DAY!
Fellas mark the day on your calendar at home and circle it in red marker. Valentines Day is for the females..let's be real. Well March 14th is for the men. "No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!"
The A-Spot (excerpt from Sunny Crittenden)
" I would also like to note that the male g-spot (which is actually called the "a-spot", I learned that the other night watching the Discovery channel) is the prostate gland, which you can only get to by inserting your finger into his rectum and doing a 'come here" motion with a finger or two, towards the front of him. Cosmo magazine will tell you to "sneak a finger in there" while you're giving him head but the boys I talked to when researching this article begged me to put something in here about ASKING FIRST. Definitely discuss adding this practice to your foreplay routine before you end up having to coax your boy out from under the bed."
Psycho Chick and her cat!
Men want to look good for a date. Whether it is a suit, casual dress, and nice shoes, HEY we spend money to look good for a date too! We don't want to liquor you up to get some ladies. Most of us are social drinkers, and a glass of wine is a friendly gesture, not a toxin.
Model: James Park
Male Model:Aishef Aldridge
Male Model: LeTroy
DO GOOD WOMEN EXIST?
Men find themselves asking that question often. Thinking about where she would come from? What she would look like?
Male Model: John Michael Beck
You Can Tell If a Woman is Crazy Before You Start Dating Her
What Every Man Needs to Know by Melissa Arnquist
I’ve known crazy women. Let me go a step further, I’ve known women whose mere mention brings a glimmer of sweat over my upper lip. My focus today is such a woman. Far too many of you men fail to see the flaming stop signs, mounted at intervals of 100 ft. from her door . Today I’ll present the top ten signs that you are dealing with a woman of the psychotic persuasion.
Clue 1: Check out her eyebrows
This is the sure-fire way to tell you’re dealing with a nut. I’m not sure about the correlation, but have you ever seen America’s Most Wanted list of the most dangerous women in the country? They’ve all got those almost none existent brows that look penciled in. Think about the scary women in your own life. Can you see their face yet? They’ve got devil brows, don’t they?
Clue 2: She refers to herself as “hot”
A girl who refers to herself as “hot” should be a flashing sign signaling you’re heading over the cliffs. Do you think Tyra Banks marches around New York proclaiming she’s “hot”? No, she doesn’t have to do this because it’s obvious to everyone else, and herself, that she’s a sizzling babe. So a woman who goes around proclaiming her own stunningness is likely to have insecurity issues. On the surface, it seems she’s confident, but in time, time you’ll likely regret spending on her, you’ll find her seeming confidence to be a mask.
Clue 3: She’s devoted to watching What Not to Wear
Any woman who takes joy in watching people have their style, clothes and, basically, everything about their lifestyle ridiculed in front of millions of people has a slight stripe of meanness running rampant.
Clue 4: Her roommates warn, “Hey, stay away from that girl. She’s a nut!”
Now this may seem like a no-brainer, but I can assure you that wherever you live, there’s a situation unfolding like the one I’ve just described. A roommate or acquaintance, of the nut-nut woman, advises an unsuspecting male: “That girl is freaking nuts, man. Run the other way while you still can!” Does the guy take the advice? Of course not. Instead he reasons that the friend is just jealous—because she wants him.
Clue 5: She majored in theatre in college
I don’t feel I need to explain this one.
Clue 6: Pay attention to her laugh.
Now there’s a fine line between a rich gut laugh and a witch cackle. Stay away from the cackle. You’ll need to do some research on a documented psycho woman in order to catch this one. Think of Cameron Diaz’s laugh. It’s more of a natural giggle, from the stomach. On the other hand, a Julia Roberts’ laugh signals obnoxious, “I want attention” tendencies. Learn the difference.
Clue 7: Your buddies warn, “Hey, stay away from that girl. She’s a nut!”
But you still don’t take the advice. You reason that your friends haven’t got to know the girl as deeply as yourself. She’s misunderstood. You convince yourself that Bill was delusional when he claims to have seen her at midnight on the roof of her apartment chanting and dancing to a Jake Johnson CD around a black pot of stewing, stinky stuff.
Clue 8: She’s a tad bit too bubbly
You were blown away when you met her; you never knew one person could be so upbeat and cheerful. Bubbles were popping out of every cavity in her body. I have news for you though: It only goes downhill from here. A few months from now, when you least expect it, she’s going to tear off that mask to reveal a hideous, crawling out of a well and dripping with water, Ring-like apparition
Clue 9: Her mom is a psychiatrist
Now in this situation you’re likely to have two different scenarios unfolding. She’s taken up the habit of mimicking symptoms of disorders she’s heard discussed over dinner, or she’s in a battle to gain the much needed attention she always sought from the absentee mom. Either way, you’ve got problems.
Clue 10: She wakes up angry—for no good reason.
Run as fast as you can, or you’re likely to match up with a partner whose ups and downs outdo the best player of Chutes and Ladders. Do you want to spend your life walking around on egg shells? If not, I suggest you steer clear of this lady. You’ll never know whether you’re waking up to Princess Buttercup or a fire-spitting whort hog.
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